My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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