After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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