i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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