I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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