Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Randomize
