peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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