There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Never joke about your clitoris.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
