who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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