with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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