How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
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go home
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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