So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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