So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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