So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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