Do you still have your period?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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