I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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