HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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