Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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