do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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