I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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