ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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