LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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