Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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