Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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