even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I FOUND THE LEGS
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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