I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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