Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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