Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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