I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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