my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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