Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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