yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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