Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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