I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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