My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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