dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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