what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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