i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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