Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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