Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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