But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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