I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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