Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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