honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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