I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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