sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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