Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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