I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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