i jhust puked up my retainher.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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