What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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