We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
Pick me up at 9.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life