I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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