oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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