I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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